It’s not you, it’s your beady, blue eyes.

The Department of Defense gets password tips from Kanye

Brazil, the fifth most populous nation and world’s seventh largest economy, is at a perilous crossroads.

Rats can grow to be 10 times larger than mice and are much more ornery. Once the rodents get to a certain size, cats ignore them and vice versa.

Another black eye for human treatment of blackfish

Double-standard IPA: A hazy brew with mosaic hops and a sour aftertaste

This one goes out to the drawer of dead batteries and old chargers.

Poop lagoon has a nice ring to it.

Who needs Tinder when you have a tell-all bleat?

Go ahead, celebrate that sweaty, hairless body that made this all possible.

Why do dinner and a movie when you can Netflix and make chili?

Eh, a little for-profit evil is OK